3 definitions by CharlesJJJ

Floccinaeguccinihilipilifjication

The action of thinking something as worthless

Floccinaeguccinihilipilifjication... don't even try and pronounce it, it's worthless anyway.

by CharlesJJJ November 4, 2016

Alzheimer's

A disease most commonly found in the older generation of people causing them to lose pre-existing memories and have trouble making new ones. More serious cases can lead to difficulty with language, disorientation, mood swings, etc.

Lil' Jimmy: "Mama, why doesn't Grandpa remember me?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"

by CharlesJJJ November 4, 2016

Bagel

The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels

-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

by CharlesJJJ November 4, 2016