Charles's definitions

hoon (n)

The doppler effect sound a minivan driver hears when a high powered sportbike passes with 70mph on top of the minivan speed.

Mildred was poking along the two-lane with the team arguing over gummi bears when she was startled by the sudden HOOooooooonnnnnnnnn..... of a large, fast motorcycle which disappeared almost as suddenly as it had arrived.

by Charles January 28, 2004

spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened

damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.

by charles December 8, 2003

cumtaminate

To make impure by contact with bodily sexual fluids

also used as cumtaminated, cumtaminating

Don't use "that" towel, it is cumtaminated

by Charles December 8, 2004

fydollaho

Five Dollar Whore, slang, used to as a sign of humiliation.

I screwed her like she was a fydollaho. I mean, nasty and cheap

by charles May 13, 2005

kinky mare

the definition is gilly. She is THE kinky mare

Did you really? You kinky mare

by Charles March 8, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

spointy

adj: having strong resemblance to an undercooked duck with triple stigmata.

"I...I...can't belive it! Im in the belly of a giant mutant goose, and I've got a touch of spointy!"

by charles May 13, 2005