Charles's definitions

ruffo

Tears apart human souls and devours them while eat wood with his arms.

RAWR i have eaten your soul

by charles March 8, 2004

1335

bastardization of "less."

1 g0t 1335 f00d d3n j00 m4n....

by Charles December 23, 2004

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head

Greg is a total bellend

by Charles December 2, 2003

kinky mare

the definition is gilly. She is THE kinky mare

Did you really? You kinky mare

by Charles March 8, 2005

SNARLING DRAGON

Ejaculating into a woman's nostrils, causing her to snarl in rage to clear her nasal cavity, making a sound en enraged dragon might.

"I didn't mean to give you a snarling dragon. Really." -

by charles April 7, 2004

crunk

a word used in place of fuck, particulary in Mormon culture.

"What the f...uh...crunk are you doing?"

by charles February 19, 2005