7 definitions by Chaoslight

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

One who fails to realize the difference between an intelligent argument and a string of profanities.

On the Newgrounds forums, the user 70TA is a fucking moron

by Chaoslight November 9, 2003

An incredibly large penis. Usually so large that the veins pulse, giving the impression of an angry snake. Syn: third leg, heat-seeking moisture missile
Ant: tadger, prick

His Throbbing python of love raised it's head and spat upon seeing the beautiful girl.

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

Jehova's Witness. One who peddles religion foor to door like a cheap prostitute. See also: telemarketer, crapfest, fucking moron

One can't help feeling sorry for JWs. No one likes them.

MA! GET TEH GUN! IT's one of them JW's again!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

...And then Jaxom whipped out his Third Leg, and boned her up.

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

An incredibly large and thick penis. Syn: Third leg, throbbing python of love

"Hey honey" the hooker said. "How about relieving that Belly busting giggle stick?"

by Chaoslight November 12, 2003