Chad Wellington the 3rd's definitions

Death Star

An extremely overweight and unattractive person who has a bad temper that when triggered will destroy anything in their path with a simple body slam.

Boogie is such a Death Star

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019

Winded

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Above Average Joe

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.

Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 26, 2019

Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.

Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019

Skater Style

See GDI... These are (mostly girls) who hate the Southern Prep style, and call people basic. Yet this is the most common fashion trend in most high schools. The fugly style consists of wack ass skinny jeans, and anything that can be found at your local vans store, and hollister. The people who usually wear this style are the kids that are Mexican, and smoke pot while skating on a skate board. Also see punk

Man the skater style is sooo freaking ugly. Most of my Mexican relatives dress like this but I’m glad to be preppy! Greek life 4 life!

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Unfollowers

People on Instagram who will follow you only to unfollow you the next day just so they can boost their following for clout. If these people request to follow you, and then unfollow you, just unfollow them... :)

Unfollowers are the worse people on Instagram.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Fuck Girl

A gir who will initiate a conversation with you via instagram dm, Snapchat, or phone number that will seem like a unicorn at first (and will even call herself one) but will turn out to be a heartless scumbag that just wants to date you for your looks. She will have no problem playing the victim whenever you do something bad, but when she does something bad she has an excuse and ends up blaming it on you and will even go as far to get her shittier friends to back her up. She will also claim that she is the only guy she talks to, but will text and/ or flirt with other guys (but according to her they’re just her best friends). They are also very hypocritical. For instance she can call another dude cute or hot, but when you do it you are the scum of the earth.

Yeah my Ex is such a Fuck Girl she was this self proclaimed Christian Girl but always talked about how hot her ex was, yet I said my other Ex was good looking and she made this sob story about how I called another girl good looking to her friends

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 22, 2019