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Eugena

A female, usually unattractive in appearance. They can be seen listening to BTS and wear all black. They are typically distant with society and Anti-Social. Just like a Eugene this species is not to be messed with as they will shoot up the school if triggered enough.
Eugena is not a joke! Run Chad!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019
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Winded

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.
After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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BTS

A group of pretty boys that have fairly decent songs, but their fan base is cancer. Their fanbase is basically those ugly, nerdy, and Anti social Asians. See Eugena ! If you don’t want to be made fun of, then don’t FW BTS. Normal people listen to Rap, or Country
BTS is a bunch of BS
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 3, 2019
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1-10 rating scale

1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly

2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly

4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”

6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.

7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.

8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.

9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.

10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
The 1-10 rating scale is all subjective, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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Hank Azaria

A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019
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Small Dick Talk

A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.
Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag

Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!

Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019
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Skater Style

See GDI... These are (mostly girls) who hate the Southern Prep style, and call people basic. Yet this is the most common fashion trend in most high schools. The fugly style consists of wack ass skinny jeans, and anything that can be found at your local vans store, and hollister. The people who usually wear this style are the kids that are Mexican, and smoke pot while skating on a skate board. Also see punk
Man the skater style is sooo freaking ugly. Most of my Mexican relatives dress like this but I’m glad to be preppy! Greek life 4 life!
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
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