Definitions by Chad Baker
tacomatism
Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.
1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.
tacomatism by Chad Baker January 5, 2005
swordfight
1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another
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2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
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2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.
2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
swordfight by Chad Baker May 13, 2004
crisscross applesauce
the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce
Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.
crisscross applesauce by Chad Baker May 12, 2004