Chad Baker's definitions

hossome

adj; 1. a man who is hot, big and furry. 2: resembling Hoss on Bonanza

Those guys in American Bear magazine are hossome!

by Chad Baker January 11, 2005

crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

by Chad Baker May 12, 2004

swordfight

1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

also:

2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.

1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.

by Chad Baker May 13, 2004