Cds's definitions

bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005

christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

by Cds June 15, 2004

noiga

A more friendly, less disparaging term for "nigga".

Let me hit up my noigas before we go out.

by Cds February 18, 2003

staple

Term used in card games that signifies a card that everybody runs in every single deck.

That card is a staple in all of my decks.

by Cds February 18, 2003

air

see the air for complete definition.

the correct pronounciation is THE AIR

by Cds September 23, 2004

Qwez

In education, a quiz that is worth more than a standard quiz, but not worth as much as a test.

word origin: I was trying to say "quiz" but was thinking "test" in my head, and the responding word was "qwez".

Jesse: "I have a qwez tomorrow."
Wayne: "Qwez? Qwez? That is the gayest word I've ever heard"

by Cds May 2, 2006

obv

Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"

by Cds October 20, 2006