Definitions by Carve a ham!

chunt

A chinese cunt. Preferably the chinese waitresses at china buffets that are rude to people.

That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie but still asked me for a tip!

chunt by Carve a ham! December 16, 2011

Hong Kong shits 

When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.

Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.

Hong Kong shits by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

free ballin 

When a fork lift driver does not wear boxers and his balls are flapping in the breeze as he drives around.

There goes the foreman again. I think he is free ballin it.

free ballin by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

flappity

Saggy vagina lips.

That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.

flappity by Carve a ham! August 22, 2011

moon walking 

When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.

I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.

moon walking by Carve a ham! August 21, 2011

jimmy bear 

A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.

My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!

jimmy bear by Carve a ham! August 17, 2011

muffkin 

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

muffkin by Carve a ham! August 16, 2011