White Light

A rather catchy song by the Gorillaz on their CD Demon Days that deals with alcohol. This song repeats the same words over and over while different beats and rhytms play in the background making it a very interesting song.

White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light
White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

by Carrera's Wedge April 21, 2007

Civil War Dodgeball

Another variant of the game dodgeball (bombardment). It has all the same rules as regular dodgeball, except a changed rule for when players get out and in.

Players get out the same ways as usual. 1. Get hit by a ball. 3. Hit someone in the head with a ball. 3. Someone on the opposing team catches your ball. And 4. Steps out of bounds.

In Civil War Dodgeball, when someone gets out, they have to go up to the half court line and lie down. To get freed, they have to be dragged back by a teammate past a assigned line, usually the back court line. If the player is dragged back that far, they are back in. However, players dragging teammates are very prone to getting hit by dodgeballs, and often do. Depending on House Rules, if the player dragging their teammate back is hit, that "dragger" has to go to the half court line and be dragged back. In some verision, the person who was being dragged has to go back to the halfcourt line, and in others, the the person who is being dragged stays where they last were when the "dragger" gets out.

Some people have multiple people go up and drag a teammate back to the line. With these extra people, they can drag their teammate back extra fast.

Also, in another verision of this verision of dodgeball, people lie down where they are hit and have to be dragged back to the line, which is usually the back court line.

I got out in Civil War Dodgeball yesterday. Chavez was dragging me back when he got hit. Then Rachael tried to drag me back. She got hit. Then Vincent tried to drag me back. He got hit. Finally, Louis managed to drag me back. Back "alive" and in the game, I avenged Chavez, Rachael, and Vincent and then dragged them back so they were back "alive."

by Carrera's Wedge April 04, 2007

In a while, Crocodile

A informal way to say you're leaving. Usually said after, "See you later, Alligator" but before, "Not to soon, Baboon."

Charlie: "Welp, I gotta go. My mom said be home by five thirty and it's already past that. See you later, Alligator."

Anthony: "In a while, Crocodile."

Charlie: "Not too soon, Baboon."

by Carrera's Wedge April 06, 2007

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

Fire

1. A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
2. A word that is very fun to shout in crowded places like, say, school.
3. To reduce payroll numbers.
4. The second element to summon Captain Planet.
5. Marijuana.
6. A term to describe that you or someone else is doing amazing at the activity they are doing.

1. Thank God cavemen discovered how to make fire. Without them we could do fun things like A) toast marshmallows, B) light candles, and C) take lighter and burn leaves when we’re home alone.
2. Take it from me don’t shout, “Fire!” when in a crowded place, like, say, school. The word strikes people with so much panic they run wild and trample people to get outside.
3. Donald Trump looked at me and screamed, “You’re fired!!!”
4. “Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Go Planet!!!”
5. “Do you got any fire on hand?”
6. From the very beginning of the basketball game, I knew I would be on fire. And I sure was! I drained seven three pointers and made five steals in the first half!

by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007

Little Guy Syndrome

When a small male (including, but not limited to humans) has an issue with the rest of society because society tends to look down (literally and figuratively) on small people. Little Guy Syndrome (also: Little Man Syndrome) gives the "infected" person a aggressive attitude and thinks he some kind of "playground Muhammad Ali," and can beat everyone up.

NOTE: Not all small male humans, dogs, etc. have Little Guy Syndrome. And oddly enough, legitimate midgits tend not to have Little Guy Syndrome because they've already accepted the fact that they'll be forever short.

Example 1: The worst time a human male can have Little Guy Syndrome is when he's a point guard in basketball. Take Raquel for example. Raquel would have an amazing shot, but the fact that he's hardly five feet makes his shots get destroyed everytime he takes a contested shot. This makes him go berserk and act like he got fouled. Then when the ref tells him to calm down because he didn't get fouled, Raquel goes more insane and fouls everyone trying to steal the ball. He should /really/ see someone for his Little Guy Syndrome.

Example 2: I hate that damn woofy dog next door. It's got the worst Little Guy Syndrome. Everytime I step outside -even if it's only to take out the garbage- the thing goes nuts and tries to attack me until it's leash yanks it back.

by Carrera's Wedge June 18, 2007

Oneirogmophobia

The fear of wet dreams.

I don't have oneirogmophobia, I have Papaphobia, otherwise known as fear of the Pope.

by Carrera's Wedge April 30, 2007