21 definitions by Carnophage

The Duke

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).

dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

Dick and Harry

British phrase meaning Dictionary

dude1: how do you spell condensation?
dude2: you've just typed it nob-end

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 16, 2004