Carly Wild's definitions

That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

Flipapaynyo

Ghetto slang for Filapino. Pronounced Flip-a-payne-yo

My girlfriend's flipapaynyo and can't speak English for shit but gives great head!

by Carly Wild August 10, 2008

J Bizzle

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

by Carly Wild August 9, 2008

Sniva

Someone who is a snake and a diva, also known as a Samuel Betty.

The only reason you make so much commission is that you are a sniva and no one is willing to put up with your 'tude.

by Carly Wild January 15, 2009

Hubba hubba wakee saa

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

by Carly Wild January 29, 2009