Carly Wild's definitions

In a mood

A bitchy or pissed-off attitude towards the whole of humankind. Often expressed through whining, cussing and snapping gestures. Usually pertains solely to the female gender and/or twinks.

Tyrone: Hey Tay, you want some popcorn?

Shantay: You best shut yo mouth before I cut you!

Tyrone: Damn gurl, you in a mood!

by Carly Wild April 27, 2010

Hubba hubba wakee saa

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

by Carly Wild January 29, 2009

B

An abbreviation for the word bitch.

Sarah: That b is calling me again!

Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.

Sarah: I know, what's her problem?

Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick

by Carly Wild July 15, 2009

J Bizzle

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

by Carly Wild August 9, 2008

The Jimmies

A San Francisco colloquialism for that tingly feeling you get when turned on.

Late at night, I start giving myself the jimmies when I stare at my poster of Edward Cullen for too long.

by Carly Wild April 7, 2010

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008