Carly Wild's definitions

Mugz

Plural for mug, which is short for "mother fuckers."

Attention students, someone keeps poopin in the hallway! We've got a serial pooper on the loose, watch where you step mugz!

by Carly Wild December 1, 2014

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

Stabbing Guts

A euphemism for fucking.

The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.

by Carly Wild May 11, 2010

I know, right?

The stupidest saying in the entire world and so less cool than that's real. Also shortened to "right?" because the proles who chose to use this word and too lazy to use proper English.

Jack: Dude, I just got a 50 percent on my math quiz.

Jackie: I know, right?

Jack: Wait, what?

by Carly Wild March 20, 2009

Flipapaynyo

Ghetto slang for Filapino. Pronounced Flip-a-payne-yo

My girlfriend's flipapaynyo and can't speak English for shit but gives great head!

by Carly Wild August 10, 2008