cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 02, 2008

Mugz

Plural for mug, which is short for "mother fuckers."

Attention students, someone keeps poopin in the hallway! We've got a serial pooper on the loose, watch where you step mugz!

by Carly Wild December 01, 2014

That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

The Jimmies

A San Francisco colloquialism for that tingly feeling you get when turned on.

Late at night, I start giving myself the jimmies when I stare at my poster of Edward Cullen for too long.

by Carly Wild April 07, 2010

hella clean

Dope and/or sick. Hot off the market.

I saw a hella sick Lamborghini today. That shit was hella clean.

by Carly Wild June 25, 2009

B

An abbreviation for the word bitch.

Sarah: That b is calling me again!

Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.

Sarah: I know, what's her problem?

Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick

by Carly Wild July 15, 2009