Carly Wild's definitions

B

An abbreviation for the word bitch.

Sarah: That b is calling me again!

Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.

Sarah: I know, what's her problem?

Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick

by Carly Wild July 15, 2009

Sniva

Someone who is a snake and a diva, also known as a Samuel Betty.

The only reason you make so much commission is that you are a sniva and no one is willing to put up with your 'tude.

by Carly Wild January 15, 2009

Silent Castle

A game that gets loudmouths to shut up. Usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. Also known as a competitive children's game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize.

Lara: You know this guy who was hitting on me, blah blah bl-
Jane: I have a great idea, let's play Silent Castle One, two, three, go!

**Quiet**

by Carly Wild December 23, 2008

Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

The Jimmies

A San Francisco colloquialism for that tingly feeling you get when turned on.

Late at night, I start giving myself the jimmies when I stare at my poster of Edward Cullen for too long.

by Carly Wild April 7, 2010

Stabbing Guts

A euphemism for fucking.

The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.

by Carly Wild May 11, 2010

J Bizzle

A blow job

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.

by Carly Wild August 9, 2008