My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
Sarah: That b is calling me again!
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.
Sarah: I know, what's her problem?
Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
by Carly Wild July 15, 2009
The stupidest saying in the entire world and so less cool than that's real. Also shortened to "right?" because the proles who chose to use this word and too lazy to use proper English.
by Carly Wild March 21, 2009
by Carly Wild June 25, 2009
by Carly Wild July 16, 2008
When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
by Carly Wild June 19, 2008
Ghetto slang for Filapino. Pronounced Flip-a-payne-yo
by Carly Wild July 16, 2008