7 definitions by Carlo89
by Carlo89 June 5, 2013
Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome. When a woman seems like she's always crampy and full of shit even when she's just sitting down doing nothing and resting, thinking about good times.
by Carlo89 June 7, 2015
When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.
***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***
Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"
Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"
Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
by Carlo89 February 28, 2013
Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.
by Carlo89 March 24, 2012
Something an anti-vaxxer does.
"I've done my reesurch, wake up sheeple."
Or
"Go down your own reesurch, I don't need to do all your homework", but provides a link to natural news anyway.
Or
"Go down your own reesurch, I don't need to do all your homework", but provides a link to natural news anyway.
by Carlo89 July 21, 2021
Posting LIUWD on your status is a "subtle" way of saying "Like if u want dick". You want a someone to give you head, or shag? Post LIUWD on your status. Pick one of the girls (or guys - if you're into that sort of thing) as your status, and then she/he wants dick.... From you... So... Go... Give it to them...
FREE SEX PASS!!!
FREE SEX PASS!!!
Anthony on his status: LIUWD!!!
Claire: *Claire likes this*
Anthony gives dick, coz Claire liked coz she wanted dick.
Claire: *Claire likes this*
Anthony gives dick, coz Claire liked coz she wanted dick.
by Carlo89 August 25, 2011