Carlito's definitions

dirf

1.Another, and a cooler, way of saying duh.

2.Another word for diss.

1. "Where is the bathroom, ma'am?"
"It's to your left. Dirf!"

2. Oh! You have just been dirfed by your own momma!

by Carlito October 2, 2004

creamed banana

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.

Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!

by Carlito October 6, 2004

nfw

Not For Work
nsfw

Save it when you are jacking off at your OWN house.

by Carlito October 7, 2004

da

Another word to end your sentence like right and huh. Used by most of the English and Canadians.

You remember who I be, da?

by Carlito October 22, 2004

sleep

To have sex with another person (can be used in past and future tense also.)

Sleep with me, I'm not too young...

by Carlito October 18, 2004

poop smith

A character on HomeStarRunner.Com who doesn't say anything, he just shovels poo all day.

The Poop Smith really isn't a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.
-Home Star Runner

by Carlito October 18, 2004

shuhp

The meaner and grouchier way of saying shut up. There is some emphasis at the "Uhp" and must be said in a growling matter.

Girl:He said what i said she said what i said i bought this today omg wtf lol blah BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Guy:Mandi.....SHUHP!

by Carlito October 30, 2004