Carlito's definitions

dirf

1.Another, and a cooler, way of saying duh.

2.Another word for diss.

1. "Where is the bathroom, ma'am?"
"It's to your left. Dirf!"

2. Oh! You have just been dirfed by your own momma!

by Carlito October 2, 2004

nfw

Not For Work
nsfw

Save it when you are jacking off at your OWN house.

by Carlito October 7, 2004

throw down

The PROPER word to define vomitting.

Because if you throw up, then it'll be all up in the air.

by Carlito October 23, 2004

you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

by Carlito October 6, 2004

sleep

To have sex with another person (can be used in past and future tense also.)

Sleep with me, I'm not too young...

by Carlito October 18, 2004

disgustable

Something that is so disgusting, it is disgustable.

Ewww! You just farted?! That's disgustable!!

by Carlito October 17, 2004

shuhp

The meaner and grouchier way of saying shut up. There is some emphasis at the "Uhp" and must be said in a growling matter.

Girl:He said what i said she said what i said i bought this today omg wtf lol blah BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Guy:Mandi.....SHUHP!

by Carlito October 30, 2004