5 definitions by CaribCoconut
A ritualistic jam. A holy fuck. A bull with reverence. Part 1 of "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.
The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.
The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".
I got an eltomentoquackquack yesterday. She handled me well.
Michael gave his Amazon Echo an eltomentoquackquack.
Khalifa got the blimblimbs because he didn't collect his Winkballs after the eltomentoquackquack.
Michael gave his Amazon Echo an eltomentoquackquack.
Khalifa got the blimblimbs because he didn't collect his Winkballs after the eltomentoquackquack.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
Exactly what it sounds like.
The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Keete gave the entire squad a Winkballs. So now we have the blimblimbs.
Peanut offered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.
Peanut offered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
An acute attack of shit up in the brain. A contagious disease only curable by "D Procedure", a Blinkballs or a properly fermented bottle of "Lyme".
Pete caught Diablimblimbsaphumphalis from her.
Dominic is suffering from the Blimblimbs.
Red is teaching us blimblimbology.
Dominic is suffering from the Blimblimbs.
Red is teaching us blimblimbology.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
Just make sure you go with the grain, not against it.
A brow brush is the gentle caress of a woman's brow against the underside of your balls.
DO NOT GO AGAINST THE GRAIN
Part 3 of D Procedure. It is optional, which means that it can be done with or without the rest of D Procedure. It merely supplements the experience.
A brow brush is the gentle caress of a woman's brow against the underside of your balls.
DO NOT GO AGAINST THE GRAIN
Part 3 of D Procedure. It is optional, which means that it can be done with or without the rest of D Procedure. It merely supplements the experience.
Khalifa got his Brow Brush in the Charles Activity Centre.
Alexa cannot receive a Brow Brush as she is a female.
I went against the grain with my Brow Brush and lost both nuts in the process.
Alexa cannot receive a Brow Brush as she is a female.
I went against the grain with my Brow Brush and lost both nuts in the process.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022