4 definitions by Captain_atomix

Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021

clussy fever

A severe, crippling illness with symptoms such as heart palpitations, unexplained erections, and uncontrollable cartoonish panting, brought on by extreme infatuation with sexy clown girls; originating from a viral 2022 Ace Attorney parody video by YouTube animator Speedoru.

Peyton and Chris were overtaken by the thralls of clussy fever upon googling “clown girl hentai”, and were bedridden for months.

by Captain_atomix June 28, 2022

youtuber apology

An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)

Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.

by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021

Kirkland Casbah

A large, unorganized meal consisting of snacks and junk food eaten immediately after coming home from a trip to Costco.

Judy: Me and Paul had a Kirkland Casbah last weekend, and now my handlebars are coming back!
Alicia: Aw damn that sucks lol

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021