9 definitions by CaptainCrunk
When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.
My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!
by CaptainCrunk April 4, 2020
A type of cereal commonly eaten by white people in order to improve their stamina and jumping ability. Also is known to increase penis size, but has the sad side effect of "broke assness", or more simply the condition of having no money. First seen on Chapellels Show
Hey jake, didja get yo daily nigger o's today?
Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?
Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?
by CaptainCrunk December 7, 2006
I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
by CaptainCrunk March 28, 2020
When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by CaptainCrunk December 11, 2014
When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.
by CaptainCrunk April 4, 2020
When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.
by CaptainCrunk November 2, 2019
When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partner’s tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.
I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.
by CaptainCrunk February 8, 2020