10 definitions by Captain Sham

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
by Captain Sham April 25, 2006
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A nickname used by people who play FPS games online and can't think of a nickname of their own or just want to look like smartasses. On some of those games, when a player gets killed, he gets the message "You were killed by <killer's nickname>". If the killer's nickname is "yourmom", the message will look like the example below.
You were killed by yourmom.
by Captain Sham October 22, 2005
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A name given to a soccer player who shoots so hard that he can actually break the net when scoring a goal. Based on a soccer anime.
Defender 1: Did you see Jimmy's goal?
Defender 2: Yeah, he made a hole in the net.
Defender 1: Man, he's Tsubasa! The goalkeeper was smart by not touching the ball.
by Captain Sham May 1, 2006
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