Captain Sham's definitions

training wheels

Little wheels that are installed in the back of bicycles, to the left and right, for kids who want to ride a bicycle but can't balance yet. With these wheels, they can ride without falling down. Eventually, they'll get rid of the training wheels when they get older, and they'll need to do that if they want to go faster and turn better.

Little Timmy is too young and keeps falling down with his bicycle, so we put training wheels on it.

by Captain Sham September 6, 2005

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

Obama Recession

Term used mostly by Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh to blame the election of Barack Obama for the economic recession. Although it all started before his election and almost all analysts blame other factors like weak economic data and worries about other bailouts.

Rush Limbaugh: "The Obama recession is in full swing, ladies and gentlemen. Stocks are dying, which is a precursor of things to come. This is an Obama recession. Might turn into a depression. He hadn't done anything yet, but his ideas are killing the economy. His ideas are killing Wall Street. They need some certainty. (...) The markets are frozen because they really don't know how fast Obama is going to embark on his own destruction of the U.S. economy via his tax increases.

Sean Hannity: "It's under $55 a barrel. And by the way, Wall Street keeps sinking. Could it be the Obama recession: the fear that taxes are gonna go up, forcing people to pull out of the market? (...) This is really the Obama recession in this sense, that people that have money are looking at this, "Look, if he is true to his word, you know what? I'm getting out now." And he's the only president that has seen this dramatic decline in the stock market in the post-war era.

by Captain Sham December 9, 2008