Captain Sham's definitions

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

yourmom

A nickname used by people who play FPS games online and can't think of a nickname of their own or just want to look like smartasses. On some of those games, when a player gets killed, he gets the message "You were killed by <killer's nickname>". If the killer's nickname is "yourmom", the message will look like the example below.

You were killed by yourmom.

by Captain Sham October 23, 2005

training wheels

Little wheels that are installed in the back of bicycles, to the left and right, for kids who want to ride a bicycle but can't balance yet. With these wheels, they can ride without falling down. Eventually, they'll get rid of the training wheels when they get older, and they'll need to do that if they want to go faster and turn better.

Little Timmy is too young and keeps falling down with his bicycle, so we put training wheels on it.

by Captain Sham September 6, 2005