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A sarcastic remark used when taking the piss out of someone who thinks their Text/tag is really good but is actually shit.
"I tagged the bus stop yesterday!"
"What'd ya write?"
"..Great text"

"Why have you written that Great text all over your book?"
by Captain Crumbs January 11, 2008
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A piss take of the music artist JME means drink, another variation of his meaningless vocabulary.Bleds speech.

Say: 'Durnk' (fast)
"Get me a drnk, I'm well thirsty bled."

"I need a drnk bitch!"
"What?!"
"Sorry Mum, I'm just following fashion and being a twat.."
by Captain Crumbs January 11, 2008
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