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jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"
You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG
by captain awesome August 14, 2006
mugGet the jumbo jackmug.

nine-ball

Albert is a total nine-ball.
by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003
mugGet the nine-ballmug.

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.
look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*
by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004
mugGet the shwarmpmug.

G-Force

The New York Giants are commonly called the G-Men... and their fans are called fans.. From this day on, you can thank Captain AWESOME for creating a name for all of the New York Giants fans and supporters. Because the fans and supporters are huge part of the success the franchise has enjoyed over the years they deserve an AWESOME name too. One that complements and mirrors G-Men, one that says .. We are strong.. We help create this momentum and the forward acceleration of this AWESOME team.. We will from this day on be known as G-force.. We support the G-Men
Oh man, I went to the sports bar last night and I gotta tell you, the G-Force was strong last night!! Everyone in there was a Giants fan and it was loud and they are a proud group.. I'm glad to be a G-force
by Captain AWESOME October 28, 2013
mugGet the G-Forcemug.

dode

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.
by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003
mugGet the dodemug.

Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.
Arrr! I need to bury me booty.
by Captain Awesome April 18, 2005
mugGet the Bootymug.

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the jack noochmug.

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