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fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.
Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the fucking clownmug.

fishbelly

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!
by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005
mugGet the fishbellymug.

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.
by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007
mugGet the Bitch Hitchmug.

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.
person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!
by captain awesome February 12, 2008
mugGet the ehntmug.

nubblet

Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.
We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.
by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005
mugGet the nubbletmug.

gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.
The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.
by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005
mugGet the gneissmug.

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.
look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*
by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004
mugGet the shwarmpmug.

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