Captain Awesome's definitions

fishbelly

Synonymous with honky

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!

by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

piss hell

A statement of frustration, like damnit. Only more vigorous and meaningful

I said ot one day when I was pissed at james for being a jackweed

Piss hell james, unfee your schedual, and quit being a jackweed.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

G-Force

The New York Giants are commonly called the G-Men... and their fans are called fans.. From this day on, you can thank Captain AWESOME for creating a name for all of the New York Giants fans and supporters. Because the fans and supporters are huge part of the success the franchise has enjoyed over the years they deserve an AWESOME name too. One that complements and mirrors G-Men, one that says .. We are strong.. We help create this momentum and the forward acceleration of this AWESOME team.. We will from this day on be known as G-force.. We support the G-Men

Oh man, I went to the sports bar last night and I gotta tell you, the G-Force was strong last night!! Everyone in there was a Giants fan and it was loud and they are a proud group.. I'm glad to be a G-force

by Captain AWESOME October 28, 2013

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.

Kile is a jack nooch.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.

Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005