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Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.
by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007
mugGet the Bitch Hitchmug.

fishbelly

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!
by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005
mugGet the fishbellymug.

ehnt

"ehnt" is the closest spelling for the sound that is played for a wrong answer in a game show. The sound is commonly used in situations where one sees something ridiculous, stupid, or ridiculously stupid, a honda driver, some asshole on tv thats retarded, someone says something dumb or wrong or is doing something gay or wrong....ect. the goal is to be creative and expressive in its usage, to ridicule the object or person for which the noise was initiated and most importantly, to be extremely loud and obnoxious.
person one; woh, look at those 12's on that civic! that ride is FLYYYYYYY.
person two; EHNT!
by captain awesome February 12, 2008
mugGet the ehntmug.

fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.
Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the fucking clownmug.

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.
That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!
by Captain Awesome December 3, 2003
mugGet the GTOmug.

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
mugGet the jackweedmug.

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the jack noochmug.

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