172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

off

To bump off. To kill. To exterminate.

We're going to off some finks on Friday night.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

time out

A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.

The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.

After little Chutney disobeyed her soccer mom for the 27th time, Michner gave her a time out.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.

At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

chungus

Cool, boss, zorch.

Common in the very early 1960s.

That was a chungus 45.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.

Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

PDA

A hand-held electronic device used by yuppie twits to draw attention and admiration to themselves at meetings. Although the device does little more than a notebook and pen, yuppies and soccer moms are very impressed by them.

Scrodney was the center of attention with her new PDA. All the yuppies were very excited about it, and Scrodney scored many points.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005