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Stretch

A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 5, 2008
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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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ball walk

A walk taken by a guy with no pants on, with the intent to be offensive.
Malcom dropped trou and took a ball walk around the Quad.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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Austin

An English motor car often known for being very small.
There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.
At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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Rat Fink

A goofy looking rat character designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

A show car designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.
Big Daddy's Rat Fink car of 1963 was a kart driven by a Cadillac starter motor.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005
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neo-communist

A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.
Quean Hillary is a neo-communist.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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