Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

RF

Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.

A screw-up.

A prank played against someone else.

Herman played a great RF on Mr. Heinkel.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

neo-communist

A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.

Quean Hillary is a neo-communist.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ball walk

A walk taken by a guy with no pants on, with the intent to be offensive.

Malcom dropped trou and took a ball walk around the Quad.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

b a

A bare ass. A moon.

To hang B A is to hang a moon.

Eddie went to the dance to drop trou and hang B A.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

real George

Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.

Hey, that movie was real George.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Austin

An English motor car often known for being very small.

There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005