Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Austin

An English motor car often known for being very small.

There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.

Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.

A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

dooflap

A large, pendulous fur-covered appendage that hangs beneath the neck of a moose.

Bullregard the Moose has an 18-inch dooflap.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Truckin'

To walk like the Keep on Truckin' Man. Lean way back, stick your leg way out front. Shoulders back. Swing those arms just so. Go slow. Dig it.

Bill and I went truckin' on down the line all the way from Montgomery Street to 8th Avenue.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Jewish overdrive

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.

Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005