Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
apostrophe
A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.
The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."
Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.
Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.
apostrophe by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
fink
A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.
A tattler.
A snitch.
A stoolie.
A canary.
A squealer.
In short, a person beneath contempt.
A tattler.
A snitch.
A stoolie.
A canary.
A squealer.
In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
fink by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
metrosexual
metrosexual by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
crotch cricket
A louse.
A cootie.
A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
A cootie.
A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
crotch cricket by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
saturday night special
A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)
Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.
Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.
Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.
saturday night special by Cap'n Bullmoose January 26, 2007
poofter
The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
poofter by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
PDA
A hand-held electronic device used by yuppie twits to draw attention and admiration to themselves at meetings. Although the device does little more than a notebook and pen, yuppies and soccer moms are very impressed by them.
Scrodney was the center of attention with her new PDA. All the yuppies were very excited about it, and Scrodney scored many points.
PDA by Cap'n Bullmoose November 14, 2006