Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Indian

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?

Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.

A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

beat your pud

To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzly shits.

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Dago WOP

What happens to Pirelli tires when they get punctured: Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP.

I love my Pirelli tires. When dago flat, dago WOP.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

mush wimp

1. A weak, timid, ineffectual person.

2. A pantywaist liberal who cares more for a criminal's rights than a victim's rights, and who wants to tax YOUR pants off to pay for wimpy social programs.

3. A politically correct twit.

Senaturd Kennedy is a limp-wristed liberal mush wimp.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005