Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.

Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

RF

Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.

A screw-up.

A prank played against someone else.

Herman played a great RF on Mr. Heinkel.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.

At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Rat Fink

A goofy looking rat character designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

A show car designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

Big Daddy's Rat Fink car of 1963 was a kart driven by a Cadillac starter motor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

neo-communist

A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.

Quean Hillary is a neo-communist.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Austin

An English motor car often known for being very small.

There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

time out

A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.

The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.

After little Chutney disobeyed her soccer mom for the 27th time, Michner gave her a time out.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005