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crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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dangle dance

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.
Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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paradox

A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity.
Here is a paradox:

Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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bugger

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Bullroar

John Kerry spouts a lot of bullroar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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okie overdrive

To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.

The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.

Compare with Jewish overdrive.
Janey Ellen put her Chevy pickup truck into Okie overdrive to go down Coon Holler Hill.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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