Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.

The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

off

To bump off. To kill. To exterminate.

We're going to off some finks on Friday night.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

drizzlies

1. The drizzly shits.

2. An expression of disappointment.

1. Luanne ate too much cabbage and got the drizzlies.

2. We can't go to Chicago? Man, that's the drizzlies.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

salt water Mexican

A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.

Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bozo

An incompetent computer programmer.

An incompetent boss in a tech shop.

Trent is such a bozo!

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Clam

A sour note played by a musician.

Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008