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Junior Moon

The final score in a game of Hearts when one person has the Queen of Spades and 12 of the 13 hearts. This score counts as 25 points against the poor schlemiel.
Maeve nailed a Junior Moon four times, thereby losing the Hearts game.
The Junior Moon is always a cause of much sneering, heckling, and ribbing.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 1, 2008
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Tap your Log

To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park.
Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
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Portagee pegnoir

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.

From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.

The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.
Charlie wore a Portagee pegnoir around his neck at the party.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Jewish Dilemma

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
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side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.
Hey blood, les go to dat side show.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.
Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.
Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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