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A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
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A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
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There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
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