Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions
A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 5, 2008
Get the Stretchmug. A democrat. A person who wants to tax YOUR pants off and give the money to bums, bindlestiffs, and Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the neo-communistmug. An extremely officious and bossy person.
A boss who cares more for rules than performance.
A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
A boss who cares more for rules than performance.
A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the stuck turdmug. Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
Get the lethal injectionmug. There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
Who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
(Pardon the misspelling of "arse"; this appears to be a Yank rhyme.)
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the Austinmug. Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.
A screw-up.
A prank played against someone else.
A screw-up.
A prank played against someone else.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the RFmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the jock juicemug.