An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
Free ham.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 03, 2005
A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.
A Camel butt.
A Camel butt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.
Also called a D.A.
Also called a D.A.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
The first television show with a black cast. The entrance of black entertainers into mainstream America. The television show to which all black entertainers owe a great debt of thanks. A mighty funny comedy show.
A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
Hillary Clinton and John Kerry do NOT want you to watch Amos 'n' Andy, so there must be something mighty good about it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 07, 2005