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Self Defense

The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.
If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 26, 2008
mugGet the Self Defensemug.

mun

A Pachuco, a worthless member of a street gang.
Raymond is a putrid mun.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
mugGet the munmug.

boss

Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.
My boss had nothing to do, so he watched me work all day today.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the bossmug.

Greasy Haired Pachuco

A common, garden variety Pachuco boy. A slime ball with greasy hair. The Pachuco puts grease into his hair to show the world that he is a stupid, worthless punk who refuses to work for a living. Instead of working, he collects all the entitlements handed to him by liberal polliticians. He spends his time loitering outside pool halls and liquor stores, picking his teeth with a switchblade knife and intimidating passers-by with remarks like, "Hey, mon, this is MY turf."

In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)
Listen up, you Greasy Haired Pachuco. Oakland is NOT your turf! I was born in Oakland before your ignorant Mama was born, and it's MY turf.

Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
mugGet the Greasy Haired Pachucomug.

chogie

1. A very loud fart. A binderfender.

2. To walk very quickly.
Judy let a great big chogie in class today.

I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the chogiemug.

ass hole

An orifice that ladies and gentlemen use to take dumps and blow binderfenders.

An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.
Miss Livingston looked both ways, then blew a binderfender out of her ass hole, which frightened all the birds from the trees. Miss Livingston said "Oh, dear."

Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 4, 2008
mugGet the ass holemug.

Duck Ass

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease.

Also called a D.A.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
mugGet the Duck Assmug.

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