Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

IDJ

Italian dinner jacket. A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Giorgio always wears an IDJ to the bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

boogar man

A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death.

Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005