Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

IDJ

Italian dinner jacket. A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Giorgio always wears an IDJ to the bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005