You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 18, 2008

1. A native, resident, or emigrant from Portugal.
2. A descendant of such a person.
A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.
White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
2. A descendant of such a person.
A people with a rich cultural heritage that makes no demands for care and support from their government. They are workers and doers, rather than beggars and takers.
White liberal twits whine that the word is offensive, but the only people offended by the word are white liberal twits. Portagees call themselves Portagees, and love to eat Portagee Soup and linguisa.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
