Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

IDJ

Italian dinner jacket. A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Giorgio always wears an IDJ to the bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

road hog

A crummy soccer mom who hogs the left lane of any multi-lane road while she prattles on the cell phone.

Cassidy the arrogant soccer mom is this town's most egregious road hog. She will not move over into the right lane to let anyone pass.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006