Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

IDJ

Italian dinner jacket. A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Giorgio always wears an IDJ to the bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

slime

Any undesirable person.

A greasy-haired pachuco.
A yuppie.
A liberal.
A soccer mom.
A punk.
A crip.

Quean Hillary is a slime. In fact, she's the Queen of Slimes, the Godmother of everyone who doesn't want to work for a living, but to be given money vacuumed out of YOUR pocket.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005