Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

weem 

A pantywaist. A sissy. A mush wimp.

Donald is such a weem.

weem by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.

I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.

Flopper Stopper by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

Binderfender 

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.

Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.

Binderfender by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005