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If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
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by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
Nothing is better than a glass of beer.
A half-glass of beer is better than nothing.
Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.
Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the pad mug.A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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