Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

environmentalist

A person who lives in a nice timber and stone house filled with wooden furniture, who advocates a total ban on cutting trees and mining. This person is inevitably a city-dweller, but acts as if he knows what is best for people in rural environments, especially those dependent on timber cutting or mining. This makes an environmentalist as popular as a turd in the punch bowl in rural places. An environmentalist uses liberal judges sitting in courts of law, rather than the legislative process, to shove his plans down everyone else's throat.

Recently, some environmentalists have recognized that they do not appeal to rank and file citizens of the USA. This is good news.

Compare an environmentalist with a conservationist, a person who wants to protect natural resources without trampling on everyone else's property rights. Typical conservationists are hunters, fishermen, campers, and hikers.

Environmentalists recommend turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Colorado. They do not advocate turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Massachusetts. "Not in MY back yard, they say."

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

jock strap

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

fudge packer

A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.

Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

off

To bump off. To kill. To exterminate.

We're going to off some finks on Friday night.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

drizzlies

1. The drizzly shits.

2. An expression of disappointment.

1. Luanne ate too much cabbage and got the drizzlies.

2. We can't go to Chicago? Man, that's the drizzlies.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

45

A phonograph record played at 45 RPM. It was about 8 inches across and had a very large central hole. It played a single song.

Peggy Sue has a whole box of Elvis 45s.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

passing

When a guy of color dresses and talks like a Young Republican and eats baloney sandwiches on white bread, and all the local white paddies and ofays think that the guy is a white paddy.

Rastus changed his name to Robert, put on a grey suit and a red tie, stopped shuckin' and jivin', and bought a white Oldsmobile. He got the kink out of his hair and stopped drinking cheap malt liquor. Now he's passing down in Racine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007