Stretch

A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 05, 2008
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real George

Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.
Hey, that movie was real George.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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quean

The proper title of Senaturd Hillary Clinton.
Quean Hillary said nothing important again today.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Ted Kennedy

A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.

He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
If I paid as little income tax as Senaturd Ted Kennedy, I would have enough money to live on.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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zorch cow

Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George.

Common in the early 1950s.
That was a zorch cow game.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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gunsel

In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.
Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.
Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 08, 2007
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