Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.

Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.

We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

chungus

Cool, boss, zorch.

Common in the very early 1960s.

That was a chungus 45.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005