Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

side show

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

boogar man

A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death.

Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.

The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

tile peeler

A vile and mephitic fart. A fart that stinks so badly, it will clear out a smoke-filled pool hall. Downright nasty fart.

Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

cotquean

A man who busies himself with activities more suitable for a woman.

A big sissy.

Clarence was tatting doilies again today. He's a real cotquean.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005