Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

slash

A line drawn between two words by people who are too ignorant to know the real punctuation mark or work that should go there, and are too lazy to look it up.

A sure sign of a faux writer.

Any bozo who puts a slash between two words should have his word processor taken away until he learns how to write.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

brown out

A moon that exposes the brown eye.

A mass mooning by several people that exposes all of their brown eyes.

250 guys had a brown out in front of the Phi Mu house on Saturday. You should have seen it!

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

bumf

Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.

Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

beer

A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.

As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005