hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.
by CanisMinor June 09, 2016
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butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia
Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.
by CanisMinor November 05, 2013
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Padre

Mexican slang for 'cool'. Anything can be padre; t-shirts, cars, actors, food, Antonio Banderas...

'Padre' is often used in common phrases such as "Que padre!" ("How cool!") or 'mas padre' ('very cool').

In Spanish, 'padre' literally translates to 'father' or 'parent'. And yes, 'su padre puede ser padre'.

Nobody seems to know why this is the word for cool.
Ay, chico, your car is really padre!
by CanisMinor August 01, 2014
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spank material

n. Anything created for the express purpose of causing sexual arousal in men; including, but not limited to pornography. This can include forms of fan service. From the alternate definition of spank meaning 'to masturbate'.
Guys keep saying this movie is good, but it's really just spank material.
by CanisMinor December 01, 2014
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little star

slang sexual term meaning anus, usually referring to an especially tight anus
by CanisMinor December 01, 2014
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