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crappypasta

n. A term used by the creepypasta community to refer to a creepypasta story which is of excessively poor quality, often utilizing tropes from more popular and successful creepypastas or even non-creepypasta horror in an attempt to imitate their success.

It's up to the reader to decide if a story is an actual crappypasta or simply a sub-par creepypasta, however they can usually be identified fairly quickly based on the subject material. If the story in question involves so-called "lost episodes" or haunted games it is most likely a crappypasta. In addition, if it is about a franchise which has had one or more popular stories such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Spongebob Squarepants, or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; as well as if it contains overused characters from creepypasta, i.e., Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, or The Rake.
I checked out this story he said was scary, but it was a real crappypasta.
by CanisMinor December 1, 2014
mugGet the crappypastamug.

butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia
Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.
by CanisMinor November 5, 2013
mugGet the butthoggermug.

spank material

n. Anything created for the express purpose of causing sexual arousal in men; including, but not limited to pornography. This can include forms of fan service. From the alternate definition of spank meaning 'to masturbate'.
Guys keep saying this movie is good, but it's really just spank material.
by CanisMinor December 1, 2014
mugGet the spank materialmug.

yugi-licious

A word used to describe Yu-Gi-O's cereal. Apparently means they taste good, but it could mean they taste like Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh's: They're Yugi-licious, I guess.
by CanisMinor August 12, 2015
mugGet the yugi-liciousmug.

Padre

Mexican slang for 'cool'. Anything can be padre; t-shirts, cars, actors, food, Antonio Banderas...

'Padre' is often used in common phrases such as "Que padre!" ("How cool!") or 'mas padre' ('very cool').

In Spanish, 'padre' literally translates to 'father' or 'parent'. And yes, 'su padre puede ser padre'.

Nobody seems to know why this is the word for cool.
Ay, chico, your car is really padre!
by CanisMinor August 1, 2014
mugGet the Padremug.

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