7 definitions by Canid-Kaiba
by Canid-Kaiba April 8, 2016
When you lay back and attempt to drink something, only for the beverage to violently spill into your throat and nose and asphyxiate you.
by Canid-Kaiba April 9, 2016
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by Canid-Kaiba April 8, 2016
A method of taking a dump in which you perch yourself above the toilet by spreading your legs out wide perpendicular to oneself, gripping your feet onto the cubicle walls to your sides before releasing the beast into the potty.
Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.
Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.
I just got done doing a Sportacus in the bathroom last night and it was fucking awesome dude.
Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.
Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.
by Canid-Kaiba April 13, 2016
1. McJuggerNuggets is the alias of YouTuber Jesse Ridgway, a 23-year-old unemployed manchild who is notorious for his 'psycho' video series, which involves having his video games destroyed as punishment by his father ('psycho dad') for being the unemployed lazy git he is, or his fights with his brother. The acting in the videos is generally hyperbole.
His fanbase consists majorly of 'Juggies'; 12 year old Minecraft fans who swarm the comment sections of his videos, napalming anyone who attempts to expose Jesse's lies with a torrent of broken English.
His videos have been debunked as being faked many times. Despite Jesse milking thousands in YouTube revenue, he still claims to be poor and struggling, convincing his Juggy bitches to mail him free consoles and games only for them to be destroyed for his videos. This in turn creates more profit for the pathetic sack of shit.
His fanbase consists majorly of 'Juggies'; 12 year old Minecraft fans who swarm the comment sections of his videos, napalming anyone who attempts to expose Jesse's lies with a torrent of broken English.
His videos have been debunked as being faked many times. Despite Jesse milking thousands in YouTube revenue, he still claims to be poor and struggling, convincing his Juggy bitches to mail him free consoles and games only for them to be destroyed for his videos. This in turn creates more profit for the pathetic sack of shit.
An average video on McJuggerNuggets:
Jesse: "OH HEY JUGGIES! I'm about to prank my stupid brother. (fake laughing)"
(Dad walks in room)
Dad: "I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS! I TOLD YOU TO GET A FUCKING JOB AND GET A HAIRCUT!"
Jesse: "FUCK YOU DAD! YOU DON'T FUCKING OWN ME EVEN THOUGH I LIVE OFF OF YOU."
(Dad slamdunks Jesse then grabs his 58th Xbox, throws it in a woodchipper.)
Jesse: (Lemongrab screaming) "YOUTUBE IS A JOB!! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!! I HURT MY SPLEEN!! STOP FUCKING FILMING ME!!"
(this is ironic considering that the videos of his own tantrums are his only source of income.)
Jesse: "OH HEY JUGGIES! I'm about to prank my stupid brother. (fake laughing)"
(Dad walks in room)
Dad: "I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS! I TOLD YOU TO GET A FUCKING JOB AND GET A HAIRCUT!"
Jesse: "FUCK YOU DAD! YOU DON'T FUCKING OWN ME EVEN THOUGH I LIVE OFF OF YOU."
(Dad slamdunks Jesse then grabs his 58th Xbox, throws it in a woodchipper.)
Jesse: (Lemongrab screaming) "YOUTUBE IS A JOB!! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!! I HURT MY SPLEEN!! STOP FUCKING FILMING ME!!"
(this is ironic considering that the videos of his own tantrums are his only source of income.)
by Canid-Kaiba April 8, 2016