6 definitions by Canadiankid415
Douchecrew is the most feared and envied clan on the the last of us on both the ps3 and ps4. The sound of the name wets many panties as well as generates fear into groups such as their rivals nicecrew, started by ex douchecrew member Lyndan. Douchecrew was founded by douchemasters Mert, Arie and J. in hopes to create the most vulgar and superior clan with the philosophy of "Only A True Douche puts Himself Before Others, UNLESS it is a Fellow Douche..."
For years this clan has successfully done both smack talked and taken craps on other clans with ease. First they appeared with a Facebook page, then a twitter, and now a reddit. Most don't even consider this a clan anymore. It is an empire.
For years this clan has successfully done both smack talked and taken craps on other clans with ease. First they appeared with a Facebook page, then a twitter, and now a reddit. Most don't even consider this a clan anymore. It is an empire.
Mert: "Hey J., Arie, check it out. Lyndan is gonna try to take us with a 9mm again lol."
Arie: "So why should we be concerned?
J.: "DOUCHECREW!!! TURN UP!!!"
*Meanwhile on playstation network
Everybody: "I killed Lyndan."
Everybody else: "Yeah, so whats the accomplishment?"
Arie: "So why should we be concerned?
J.: "DOUCHECREW!!! TURN UP!!!"
*Meanwhile on playstation network
Everybody: "I killed Lyndan."
Everybody else: "Yeah, so whats the accomplishment?"
by Canadiankid415 January 7, 2015
Someone who is a human being and is pushed down in society for being a human being. They are the few, the proud, the oppressed. They have the same potential as anyone else in their community (usually highschool) but since they are normally not rich, have good clothes or "threads", or sometimes even "WHITE", they are targeted.
Usually Outcasts aren't seen fighting much due to the fact that most of them are shy and nice people.
Usually Outcasts aren't seen fighting much due to the fact that most of them are shy and nice people.
Outcast: (to his friend(s) Hey you guys play CoD?
Popular/HypeBeast/Hipster/Bopper: Who cares? Just GTFO here.
Outcast goes home and plays his bass.
Popular/HypeBeast/Hipster/Bopper: Who cares? Just GTFO here.
Outcast goes home and plays his bass.
by Canadiankid415 June 4, 2012
That moment you have in a bathroom when you take a shit but since people enter in and out of the bathroom, you need to drop it at just the right moment in between their visits.
Stephen: Dude Alex is such a good Crap Juggler! He is able to shit when like 7 people entered the bathroom within 5 minutes!
by Canadiankid415 January 25, 2013
Someone who takes pleasure in stealing others' points in video games such as Call of Duty or Battlefield via kill stealing or boosting.
Player 1: Dude let me repair all the barricades, I need more points.
Player 2: Don't be such a Point Jew! Let us get some upgrades too, douchebag.
Player 2: Don't be such a Point Jew! Let us get some upgrades too, douchebag.
by Canadiankid415 August 14, 2012
Just like a jagerbomb except instead of one shot of jagermeister in a cup of red bull it is one shot of red bull in a cup of jagermeister.
Arie: Dude, J.'s so drunk after like 3 drinks. Are Jager bombs that potent or is he just a light weight?
Mert: Nah bro, he just downed a jager jihad... 3 times... in two minutes.
Arie: Oh.
Mert: Nah bro, he just downed a jager jihad... 3 times... in two minutes.
Arie: Oh.
by Canadiankid415 May 17, 2016
A term used by families who's loved ones are deployed in the Middle East due to the stupid political movements in their country as well as the terrorists that try to destroy freedom and liberty while forcing those in their society to conform to their "merciful" God, even though they kill "in his name."
Army Wife: Did you hear about my Husband?
Neighbor: He's getting Deployed?
Army Wife: Yeah.
Neighbor? Where?
Army Wife: I don't know. Somewhere in Kaboomistan...
Neighbor: He's getting Deployed?
Army Wife: Yeah.
Neighbor? Where?
Army Wife: I don't know. Somewhere in Kaboomistan...
by Canadiankid415 January 1, 2013