CallumFoster's definitions

Convulturous

Convulturous describes someone who gets argumentative with something you’ve said, not because they didn’t agree with it, but because they have distain for you.

I don’t think you have an issue with my stance, I think you’re just convulturous, i’ve noticed it ever since I got that promotion.

by CallumFoster February 19, 2020

Baberang

‘Baberang’ is the response you give, when the love of your life compliments you with the same sentiments you feel for them, and would have replied back.

Lauren all I need say is; ‘baberang’ for all those lovely things you said.

by CallumFoster May 27, 2020

Beefst

A beefst is someone who is both well built (beast) and very wide (fat)

The bouncer to the left of the night club is a twig, but the one on the right is a beefst.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Homen-being

A homen-being is that special person who feels like home, when you are with them, or someone who is an exemplar human.

Every time I get to be with her, I know she is my homen-being.

by CallumFoster July 15, 2020

Subplotasaurus

A subplotasaurus is any film that cant tell one main story, without involving a myriad of distracting subplots that no one cares for, gives nothing to the overarching story, and leads nowhere.

Yeah that last Star-wars film was a real subplotasaurus, and it got fat on eating all those uninteresting MacGuffins.

by CallumFoster February 24, 2021

Brutine

A brutine is the brutal routine we can find ourselves stuck to, that takes our energy and lust for life.

The teacher thought about how his best efforts have turned into a joyless brutine, as he grasped the hopelessness of change in any of them.

by CallumFoster September 8, 2020

Careericide

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it

He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.

by CallumFoster April 24, 2020