Cal's definitions

flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.

I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands

by Cal December 2, 2004

cowboy bewts

liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.

CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.

by Cal January 4, 2004

fenris

Large gathering of tools, especially in Star Kingdoms.

yay, i'm #12345519 in Hall of Fame!

by Cal May 21, 2004

cyberdude

What do you think it means?

Cyberdude is a queer

by cal December 13, 2003

dudette

The female version of male version of "Dude". He's a dude and she's a dudette.

Three of my favorite dudettes were swinging down the street.

by Cal August 29, 2004

naushy

amazing, cool

Tonight was totally naushy!!

by Cal February 1, 2004

hange

1. Money, cash, dough, or Dead Presidents

Spazlink did not have enough hange to buy the male hooker he wanted.

by Cal September 21, 2004