7 definitions by CactusHeart
The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 12, 2010
The male version of "camel toe". Where said male's pants are so tight and/or transparent, the shape/details of their anatomy are clearly visible even through the garment, resembling the appearance of a moose's lower ankle (or "knuckle").
"When I watched wrestling last night, that tag team had on spandex shorts SO tight, they were sporting some SERIOUS moose knuckle!!!"
by CactusHeart December 3, 2009
The mark of vaginal lubrication left on the crotch area of the female's panties or pants, particularly from sexual arousal, which can sometimes resemble the mark of a slug or snail.
by CactusHeart December 4, 2009
Defines a type of person whom you might really be into, but is only interested in you long enough to have sex with you, and drops out of your life immediately after, looking for the next bang. Can be used to describe dudes or chicks.
Jack: "Last night was amazing. How about your number so we can do this again sometime?"
Sally: "Sorry...I'm what you call a "BYEsexual". Once I have sex with you...BYE!!!"
Sally: "Sorry...I'm what you call a "BYEsexual". Once I have sex with you...BYE!!!"
by CactusHeart May 5, 2011
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
by CactusHeart December 27, 2011
A term used to define a 3-way sexual encounter involving 2 males & 1 female, where the female is on her hands & knees, and each male is inserted in opposite ends of the female and pushes/pulls her back and forth, resembling old-school lumberjacks standing at opposite ends of a tree, each pushing/pulling either end of a 2-man logging saw. Think of it as doggy-style, but with an added way of shutting her up other than the pillow *lmao*!!
Bob: "Joe's freaked out about the idea of having a 3-way with Jack & his girlfriend. He doesn't like the idea of crossing swords with him because he's afraid that's gay. He doesn't have to worry if they both go lumberjack-style on her."
Max: "It'll sure FEEL gay if the two happen to lock eyes while they're doin' it, so tell him to be careful *lmao*!"
Max: "It'll sure FEEL gay if the two happen to lock eyes while they're doin' it, so tell him to be careful *lmao*!"
by CactusHeart October 31, 2010
The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"
Jack: So, what happened?
Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
Jack: So, what happened?
Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 13, 2012