CaLviN's definitions

T-Dot

the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.

yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!

by Calvin April 5, 2004

Mitsubishi

Fine Auto makers from Japan.
Also created:
The winningest rallycar in the world, the Mitsubishi 4g63t powered Evolution series I-VIII
The Galant Vr-4 (awd, aws, also 4g63t powered)
The Mirage (Evo's nasty little brother)

CaLviN kikz arse in his one of a kind Mitsubishi Evo VI conversion.
Chicks dig the Mitsu's..

by CaLviN April 10, 2006

Gap Tooth Ho

Someone who doesn't make every 6 month visit to the dentist.

YO!@# Calvin is a gap tooth ho, yo.

by Calvin January 4, 2003

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

Airlewyd

Such as when you scroll on MSN so parents don't see anything, but the person you're talking to does it for you.

Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:




















Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:
Airlewyd.
Pika says:
Thanks.

by Calvin December 15, 2003

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004