Hobbes

"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"

by Calvin November 04, 2003

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Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

by Calvin June 29, 2003

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Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 17, 2004

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I was slaying this girl when my momma called on the phone.

by Calvin October 02, 2002

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Verb. To Throw up ones hands in a form of a "W".

Ima Westside your ass if you fail me on my permit test.

by Calvin February 24, 2005

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when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 29, 2003

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Defintely the best comic ever written! Bill Watterson is a pimp!

by CaLviN May 22, 2003

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