CaLviN's definitions

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

papa del

Sp. "Father of the..." but also a good thing. also can be used with "trigo" or "trick daddy aich" meaning "trick daddy" to signify a juke or ownage.

(after someone got balled up) oh shit son, he got papa del trick daddy aiched!

by Calvin November 17, 2002

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 28, 2003

Pussy Hug.

When a girl leans in & arches her back and her pussy is the first thing to make contact.Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck.

A blatant sign of disrespect.

That girl just gave you a pussy hug.

by Calvin March 16, 2005

SWC

Spirit West Coast-a christian music gathering

I went to SWC last year.

by calvin May 13, 2005

break yourself

A phrase meaning all of the above, which can be heard in two popular instances:

1.) The movie Friday, where Chris Tucker pops his head into Ice Cube's window while ripping his curtain

2.) Chappelle's show, where wayne brady yells it at a character before gunning him down

(Ice Cube is getting his clothes ready when Smokey busts into the window)
Smokey: BREAK YO SELF FOO!!
Cube: Man! Look what you did to the curtain!


(Wayne Brady and Dave Chappelle are riding in a car when suddenly Wayne spots someone outside)

Wayne: Ah ha...there he is...

"BREAK YO SELF FOO!"

Guy: OH SHIT! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!

(Wayne proceeds to bust a cap)

by Calvin May 21, 2004

Airlewyd

Such as when you scroll on MSN so parents don't see anything, but the person you're talking to does it for you.

Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:




















Calvin - I R TEH GETTING RAINBOW SIX: 3. :D says:
Airlewyd.
Pika says:
Thanks.

by Calvin December 15, 2003