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A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...
Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"
"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"
"I've got tiger blood!"
"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"
"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"
"I've got tiger blood!"
"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011
Get the Bi-winning mug.A sleep aid that will fuck you up. Basically if you take it and don't go to bed your accross from a clingy drunk and retard. Also judgement is severely impaired, take one but hide the bottle because taking two extra always seams like a great idea under the influence. Makes you regret things the next day like wandering the house aimlously looking to annoy your parents with your new found legal intoxication.
Influenced author: Ambien is bad ass and I suggest you try it along wit xanax (not at the same time).
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 10, 2010
Get the ambien mug.1. Something that can get in the way of copious amounts debauchery and general fun. It can also prevent you from doing even moderately moral activities.
2. Something that can be easily turned off with some xanax.
2. Something that can be easily turned off with some xanax.
1. Damn I was going to pick up that hot sophomore, go to the party, roll then make out with t3h wimmenz but my conscience instantly projected a picture of my mom calling me a druggie pedophile and threatening to take everything I own away.
2. I need to cheat on this test because I don't give a shit about spanish and the American school system doesn't test for critical think instead of bullshit languages and courses I'll never use (or want to for the matter) in my set in stone career...let me go ahead and just turn that conscience off *pops an entire xanax bar*
2. I need to cheat on this test because I don't give a shit about spanish and the American school system doesn't test for critical think instead of bullshit languages and courses I'll never use (or want to for the matter) in my set in stone career...let me go ahead and just turn that conscience off *pops an entire xanax bar*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 January 9, 2011
Get the conscience mug.20 mins in man time is approximately 1:25 hours in woman time. This definition is applicable when a woman (whether it be your mother, wife, girlfriend, female adequatence) claims she will be going somewhere (usually the store JUST to grab milk or to the pharmacy JUST to grab one thing) is gone for much longer than they told you. Woman think men do this but in reality it is them who do this. Usually their excuse is they "ran into someone" that they haven't seen in ages or that their was some deal at target or old navy, usually some shit like that.
Mom: Ill be gone for like 10 mins don't call me
*1:15 hour later*
Kid: Mom where you?!
*thinks* God damn woman time.
*1:15 hour later*
Kid: Mom where you?!
*thinks* God damn woman time.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 16, 2010
Get the Woman time mug.The Korova Milk Bar was featured in the book 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess and more famously the film adaptation by Stanley Kubrick of the same title. The Korova Milk Bar is a bar for minors that sells "Milk Plus" meaning the milk is often laced with a drug of your choice, either Vellocet, Synthemesc, Drencrom. Vellocet in the story is supposed to be a fictional opioid, probably similar to the ultra rare and coveted opioid dextromoramide said to be the most euphoric opioid ever when taken by mouth. Synthemesc is based of mescaline but a synthetic variant with similar effects presumably. Lastly Drencrom is Adrenochrome a real substance derived from epinephrine with strong euphoric stimulant effects similar to amphetamines and other unknown effects at higher doses. The bar features furniture in the shape of naked women and milk dispenses out of the nipples. Korova means "cow" in Russian.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 15, 2012
Get the Korova Milk Bar mug.1. A female or dog that literally physically holds onto you.
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
Kill me now I just accidentally caught a clingy-female in the ocean of woman. Fuck...brb throwing phone into wall and downing half a bottle of k-pins.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 20, 2011
Get the Clingy-female mug.1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.
2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...
2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...
1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!
2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.
2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 14, 2011
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