CP's definitions

VSPN

pn. Derogatory nickname for ESPN.

Originates from the ridiculous amount of coverage and unrealistic praise that ESPN heaps on Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, especially on Sunday Night Football.

VSPN didn't seem to realize that there were 21 other players on the field besides Vick during last night's game.

by cp November 30, 2004

VanderVennet

A person who talks obsessively about punctuation, grammer, and the proper usage of modifying words. A.K.A. Proofreading Nazi.

After recieving his paper back, Jim realized his teacher was a real VanderVennet.

by CP September 12, 2003

Pink- toes

Derogatory term for white people.

You like white boys? Naw, I don't mess around with pink toes.

by cp October 15, 2004

chicken monkey

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

by cp January 9, 2004

hext

1)A facethejury member who hides behind several fake accounts because he is a spineless piece of shit.

2) An obese male member of facethejury who thinks he is an elite hacker, but in reality, he is a whiney virgin who lives in his mothers basement.

3)The worst insult you can use do describe someone.

"Man, he's such a hext"

by cp May 6, 2005