CP's definitions

Crump

v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.

Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!

by cp November 30, 2004

queer eye

Staring method employed to pick up other males after gaydar is initiated.

George used his queer eye to pick up Mark when he realized Mark was gay.

by cp October 4, 2003

Waygi?

What are you getting into?

1.) questioning what someone is doing

usually used online

Hey guy waygi?

not much mang

by CP November 18, 2004

chicken monkey

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

by cp January 9, 2004

hext

1)A facethejury member who hides behind several fake accounts because he is a spineless piece of shit.

2) An obese male member of facethejury who thinks he is an elite hacker, but in reality, he is a whiney virgin who lives in his mothers basement.

3)The worst insult you can use do describe someone.

"Man, he's such a hext"

by cp May 6, 2005

Book Snatcher

One who steals books to sell them back for money. Book Snatchers are usually found on or around a campus.

Damn man, I can't find my book I think a book snatcher got it!

by CP November 19, 2004

GAA head

Rural person, commonly seen around the holylands area of belfast. Obligatory cloths during the day are GAA top, tucked into levis of O'Neils bottoms. At night they emerge in check shirts, with sleeves rolled up tucked into levis and confirmation shoes. anyone not wearing this is a 'fookin faggot'. Main past-time is drinkin 'half-ins' in renshaws and gaelic football.
There is also a female equivalent, characterised as being overweight and wearing far too much make up. Their catch phrase is 'what club u play for boy?' HOT TIP:Very easy to pick up outside renshaws at 130am onwards, just tell them u played for your county and uv got the ride regardless of looks. WARNING:Riding one of these will result in fake tan stains all over ur sheets.
When male version fails to pick up female version at end of the night, usually results in him beating the shite out of someone who tackled them the wrong way in their last gaelic encounter.
Arch-enemys:soccer players(the foreign game), rugby players(the prod game), spides, and anyone who dosnt say 'boy' at the end of every sentence.

Anyone from tyrone or armagh that lives in the Holylands

by CP March 27, 2005