CP's definitions

Clone

Somebody that looks like everyone else.

Man that girl over there has straight blonde hair, flip-flops, and a pink backpack what a fucking clone.

by CP November 18, 2004

hext

1)A facethejury member who hides behind several fake accounts because he is a spineless piece of shit.

2) An obese male member of facethejury who thinks he is an elite hacker, but in reality, he is a whiney virgin who lives in his mothers basement.

3)The worst insult you can use do describe someone.

"Man, he's such a hext"

by cp May 6, 2005

Too Good

1.) An uppity bitch
2.) Not wanting to go out somewhere, hang out, or answer the phone.

1.) Man that bitch is just too good.
2.) Fuck you too good mother fucker, too good to come to lunch.

by CP November 18, 2004

chicken monkey

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

by cp January 9, 2004

bitchphone

To make a telephone call with a telecommunications device that has been bitchjacked.

Since I didn't have long distance, I bitchedphoned work with my friend's cellphone.

by CP April 5, 2005

chucky duck

A very sexy cute guy, who's absolutely fantastic, funny

by CP August 12, 2003

VSPN

pn. Derogatory nickname for ESPN.

Originates from the ridiculous amount of coverage and unrealistic praise that ESPN heaps on Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, especially on Sunday Night Football.

VSPN didn't seem to realize that there were 21 other players on the field besides Vick during last night's game.

by cp November 30, 2004