Definitions by CKFun

harvard 

One of the oldest universities in the United States - based in Cambridge/Boston, MA. Harvard is famous for having taught many prominent Americans, and is often considered to be the best, or one of the best, universities in the country.

Often criticized for its elitism, extreme focus on career vs. personal life, old-fashioned/strict approach to education, and creation of large, obnoxious egos. A great school with flaws.

The top student from my school was the only one who got into Harvard.

harvard by CKFun May 22, 2004

intern 

A person who puts cigars in their pussy in order to avoid having to rearrange the files next summer.

I'm getting really sick of looking at the same saggy old broads in the office. Let's hire some young, big-titted interns and fuck them - don't worry, nobody will find out.

intern by CKFun April 7, 2004

self sanchez 

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache

I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez

self sanchez by CKFun February 11, 2004

Mongolian Mask 

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

Mongolian Mask by CKFun February 11, 2004