CJ's definitions

shawtii

A girl named candace that is 4 foot tall and thinks she is the shit.

Did u see shawtii today, she must be gettin shorter and shorter!!

by CJ April 2, 2005

sweatie

a girl that does not use deodorant and whose house stinks like cat poop

I can tell that chick Michelle from Apopka is a sweatie, it is obvious by looking at her.

by CJ September 30, 2004

Train Wreck

An object that is so horid that one can notbear to turn their full attention from it.

When I woke up this morning, I worked through the pain of my hangover only to see that I had a damn train wreck in my bed.

by CJ April 27, 2004

tamp

n. A man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Shortened from "dirt (or dung, crap, etc.) tamper". A butt pirate.

Will: That Jude Law is quite an attractive man.

CJ: You are SUCH a tamp.

by CJ January 31, 2004

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The call of the heroin cult. Draws said cult near. Use cautiously.

Timian: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liam: ARGH! Don't make that sound!

by CJ September 5, 2004

bizotch

A lot better way of saying bitch

You BIZOTCH!!!!

by CJ November 15, 2003

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004