CJ's definitions

MFY

Mother Fucking Yankees

BOS defeats MFY!

MFY TO LOSE 15 GAMES IN A ROW!

by CJ May 16, 2004

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004

c-donkey

A cigarrette

Pass me that c-donkey

by CJ May 5, 2004

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004