CJ's definitions

shawtii

A girl named candace that is 4 foot tall and thinks she is the shit.

Did u see shawtii today, she must be gettin shorter and shorter!!

by CJ April 2, 2005

sweatie

a girl that does not use deodorant and whose house stinks like cat poop

I can tell that chick Michelle from Apopka is a sweatie, it is obvious by looking at her.

by CJ September 30, 2004

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The call of the heroin cult. Draws said cult near. Use cautiously.

Timian: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liam: ARGH! Don't make that sound!

by CJ September 5, 2004

tamp

n. A man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Shortened from "dirt (or dung, crap, etc.) tamper". A butt pirate.

Will: That Jude Law is quite an attractive man.

CJ: You are SUCH a tamp.

by CJ January 31, 2004

putzin *around*

goofing off, slacking

Hey, stop putzin around!

by CJ January 5, 2005

FLATULOQUIST

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

HEADLINES
Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj December 30, 2006

T-Virus

it cause people to live forever it attack the mind of the person sores

zombies and dead

by cj November 11, 2003