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Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010
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Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
by CF Enterprises June 4, 2019
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Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018
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“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”
“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”
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Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"
by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011
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Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.
Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.
Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!
by CF Enterprises July 27, 2021
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