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burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'
by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018
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Fartclapper

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.
Shove that up your fartclapper!
by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010
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Get Your Hat Blown

To receive oral sex.

Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.
‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’
by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020
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Getting a RuPauling

A mysterious sexual act, thought to be similar to a Rusty Trombone but with more pizzazz.
“I was with my partner last night and finally experienced the legendary RuPauling.”

“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”
by CF Enterprises March 17, 2023
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Baggers Smile

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.
Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!
by CF Enterprises July 27, 2021
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Bevvy

Short for Beverage, usually used to describe alcoholic drinks.

Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
Fancy nipping down the pub for a bevvy?’

‘BBQ tomorrow? We’ll sink a few bevs’
by CF Enterprises June 4, 2019
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Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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