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Shove that up your fartclapper!
by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010
Get the Fartclappermug. Short for Beverage, usually used to describe alcoholic drinks.
Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
by CF Enterprises June 4, 2019
Get the Bevvymug. Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
Get the Patting Your Horsemug. Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.
British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018
Get the burger beatmug. “I was with my partner last night and finally experienced the legendary RuPauling.”
“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”
“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”
by CF Enterprises March 17, 2023
Get the Getting a RuPaulingmug. To receive oral sex.
Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.
Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.
‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
‘Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
‘Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’
by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020
Get the Get Your Hat Blownmug. The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.
Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018
Get the Monotone Walkmug.