CC-8826's definitions
Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Get the Jessemug. "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022
Get the The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wisemug. Lyrics:
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Get the All Stars Burn As Onemug. Anakin Skywalker: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! (Episode I)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is NOT flying.
Anakin Skywalker: But it's a good trick!
(The Clone Wars: SE1EP4)
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
Get the Spinmug. Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).
"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Get the Flynnmug. A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
by CC-8826 August 14, 2023
Get the Reptilemug. people that are overly emotional
not people that straighten their hair,wear black,and cut their wrists,thats fake
also can be an attitude, like when you see something lewd. you want to die.
they can be good people,but the annoying ones or the perv emos are just weird
not people that straighten their hair,wear black,and cut their wrists,thats fake
also can be an attitude, like when you see something lewd. you want to die.
they can be good people,but the annoying ones or the perv emos are just weird
Fake emo: omg like nobody understands me, imma slit my wrist now * uncontrollable fake crying commences*
Emo: haha i love life so much
*sees 100% cringeworthy tiktok sent to them on whatsapp*
PLS FUCKING KILL ME
Emo: haha i love life so much
*sees 100% cringeworthy tiktok sent to them on whatsapp*
PLS FUCKING KILL ME
by CC-8826 January 8, 2022
Get the emomug.