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Dumb term made the dumb woke community. Apparently if you work out you're fatphobic. Even if you're naturally thin, that's fatphobic. Especially used in the body positivity "movement". I wouldn't call it a movement however, because I don't think fat people know about the concept of motion.
Person 1: Hey bro did you know I ran 2500km in 20 minutes this morning? I also cycled 80,000km in 3 days. Wanna go do some non stop arm workout for 8 hours tomorrow?
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.
As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.
As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
Get the Fatphobiamug. Abbreviation for LowTierGod. Powerful, he is. Destroy you he will, with few words, yes.
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
-LTG
-LTG
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Get the LTGmug. Lyrics:
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flags,
All Stars Burn As One.
We will fight to protect,
Always will protect,
The laws of our democracy.
We will not be ruled by thy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Who seek to destroy,
Our lordly democracy!
Ruled o'er by the people!
Voices that will always,
That'll always be heard!
Galactic Republic,
Star Systems United.
Under our flag,
All Stars Burn As One.
For Eternity!
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Get the All Stars Burn As Onemug. Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Get the Star Signsmug. Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).
"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Get the Flynnmug. My damn generation is destroyed. First got those annoying woke ahh people. SJW blue hair white girls, then we got body positivity retards, and those who think math is racist.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.
by CC-8826 July 19, 2023
Get the Generation Zmug. Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Get the Jessemug.