C-Money666's definitions

Whip'n Excuses

When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.

"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"

"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

Baby Daddy Bill

A guy that has fathered at least 4 children with 4 different women, and supports none of them financially.

How can he afford that car payment, with all those kids? Nah, he doesn't support those kids... he's basically just the sperm donor... That's Baby Daddy Bill!

by C-Money666 January 10, 2020

Dabkin

The stoner version of a blumpkin. In this variation, a man receives a blowjob from his partner, while taking a shit and smoking dab (Cannabis Concentrate). The man's partner is forced to inhale ass fumes, as they gobble cock.

"Man that Robin chick is nasty! Last night she gave one of her son's friends a dabkin in the basement bathroom."

by C-Money666 January 10, 2020

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020