C-Money666's definitions

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

Baby Daddy Bill

A guy that has fathered at least 4 children with 4 different women, and supports none of them financially.

How can he afford that car payment, with all those kids? Nah, he doesn't support those kids... he's basically just the sperm donor... That's Baby Daddy Bill!

by C-Money666 January 10, 2020

You tear'n up?

An agitating way of asking someone if they're being a whiny, little bitch. Often used to cry shame someone for their excessive whining.

"I can't believe she said that! That's really fucked up and hurtful! I really think she should apologize..."

"Damn dude, You tear'n up?"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020