Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

Dabkin

The stoner version of a blumpkin. In this variation, a man receives a blowjob from his partner, while taking a shit and smoking dab (Cannabis Concentrate). The man's partner is forced to inhale ass fumes, as they gobble cock.

"Man that Robin chick is nasty! Last night she gave one of her son's friends a dabkin in the basement bathroom."

by C-Money666 January 10, 2020

Fecalicious

The union of the words "fecal" and "delicious", used to describe something that taste like straight up shit.

If you go to go the reunion, don't eat anything aunt Betsy made. Her cooking is straight up fecalicious!

by C-Money666 January 17, 2020