C-Mills's definitions

lientology

Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies.

Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology

by C-Mills April 13, 2007

john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.

"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.

by C-Mills February 26, 2008

reliant k

Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K.

She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.

by C-Mills May 30, 2007

no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

by C-Mills December 1, 2010

billy martin

Manager for the New York Yankees, 1975-78, 1979, 1983, 1985, 1988. One of the best managers ever because of his fiery temper, take-no-prisoners approach, and fights with the Boss. Died tragically in a car crash on December 25th, 1989.

NOT the guitarist for Good Charlotte.

wtf, every definition of billy martin on here is about good charlotte...if the original billy martin were alive today he would kick this other billy's pansy ass

by C-Mills September 25, 2007