Pittsburgh Suicide

The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey
"An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."
by C-Mills December 07, 2011
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head on

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
by C-Mills January 09, 2008
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billy martin

Manager for the New York Yankees, 1975-78, 1979, 1983, 1985, 1988. One of the best managers ever because of his fiery temper, take-no-prisoners approach, and fights with the Boss. Died tragically in a car crash on December 25th, 1989.

NOT the guitarist for Good Charlotte.
wtf, every definition of billy martin on here is about good charlotte...if the original billy martin were alive today he would kick this other billy's pansy ass
by C-Mills September 25, 2007
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no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills December 01, 2010
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the Steve Jeltz of

Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...

To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.

My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
by C-Mills September 14, 2012
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