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reliant k

Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K.
She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.
by C-Mills May 30, 2007
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reo speedwagon

Rock band known for a string of hit songs in the '80s, such as "Can't Fight This Feeling" and "Take it on the Run"

synonomous with "overrated"
REO Speedwagon is the most overrated band ever; they just played the same song over and over again and changed the lyrics a little bit

"Goddammit...REO Speedwagon wrote another shitty love song."
"Yeah...they're just a crappy rip-off of Styx."
by C-Mills November 3, 2008
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no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills December 1, 2010
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billy martin

Manager for the New York Yankees, 1975-78, 1979, 1983, 1985, 1988. One of the best managers ever because of his fiery temper, take-no-prisoners approach, and fights with the Boss. Died tragically in a car crash on December 25th, 1989.

NOT the guitarist for Good Charlotte.
wtf, every definition of billy martin on here is about good charlotte...if the original billy martin were alive today he would kick this other billy's pansy ass
by C-Mills September 25, 2007
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the Steve Jeltz of

Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...

To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.

My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
by C-Mills September 14, 2012
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