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john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
by C-Mills February 26, 2008
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reliant k

Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K.
She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.
by C-Mills May 30, 2007
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mind of mencia

Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.

Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.

He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.

Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
Mind of Mencia: Once you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all.
by C-Mills January 18, 2008
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Brent Musburger Drinking Game

The act of watching a college football game on ABC and taking a shot every time Brent Musburger mentions the Big Ten, if the two teams playing are not from the Big Ten. This form of entertainment is recommended only for alcoholics and college students, as anyone else who attempts it will be rendered brain dead.
My friends and I played the Brent Musburger Drinking Game while watching Texas vs. Oklahoma. Now we are on the waiting list for liver transplants.
by C-Mills December 14, 2011
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lientology

Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies.
Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology
by C-Mills April 13, 2007
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