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Brent Musburger Drinking Game

The act of watching a college football game on ABC and taking a shot every time Brent Musburger mentions the Big Ten, if the two teams playing are not from the Big Ten. This form of entertainment is recommended only for alcoholics and college students, as anyone else who attempts it will be rendered brain dead.
My friends and I played the Brent Musburger Drinking Game while watching Texas vs. Oklahoma. Now we are on the waiting list for liver transplants.
by C-Mills December 14, 2011
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john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
by C-Mills February 26, 2008
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Political Science

The study of manipulating sheep to get votes
Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit
by C-Mills March 26, 2008
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billy martin

Manager for the New York Yankees, 1975-78, 1979, 1983, 1985, 1988. One of the best managers ever because of his fiery temper, take-no-prisoners approach, and fights with the Boss. Died tragically in a car crash on December 25th, 1989.

NOT the guitarist for Good Charlotte.
wtf, every definition of billy martin on here is about good charlotte...if the original billy martin were alive today he would kick this other billy's pansy ass
by C-Mills September 25, 2007
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no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills December 1, 2010
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