C's definitions

jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 4, 2005

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004

inquirous

adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable means; 3. to google the ungoogleable.

-Why the fuck you being so inquirous?
It vexes me to not know the answer.

Inquirous motherfuckers google'd my ass, then spammed 12 forums to discover my identity.

by c April 26, 2004

BJ

Betsey Johnson, a high fashion clothing label.

"Boys love BJ's" or "I love BJ"

by c July 31, 2004

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

god

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

by C February 22, 2004