C's definitions

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

Wet Chilada

Fucking a girl in the ass while at the same time dunking her head in the toilet were you just recently shit and giving her a swirly

Chevy gave Chilada a wet chilada to prove his love

by C March 15, 2005

hosed

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

by C May 13, 2005

snap a deuce

As above, but can be signaled by snapping one's fingers.

Snap fingers, leave index and middle finger extended after snap.

by C February 21, 2004

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.

"Chuckles is off the bridge, son!"

by C February 21, 2004

drinking ring

a ring with a noticeably large clear stone (real or fake) placed on the ring finger of the left hand to look like an engagement ring with the purpose of keeping away men at bars

She wore her drinking ring to the bar to keep the erieites from hitting on her

by c March 4, 2005

B3ta

Somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.

"Couldn't be bothered completing that order, but look! I Photoshopped a kitten!"

by C November 20, 2003