2 definitions by Butter-cup
John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
by Butter-cup November 1, 2020
The word used to describe a person that has eaten so much they ballooned into obesity and screwed their pancreas over so they got diabetes.
Gil: How was the store?
John: some fat fucker crashed his mobility scooter into me whilst complaining about his diabetes on the phone.
Gil: The diabesity is strong with this one
John: some fat fucker crashed his mobility scooter into me whilst complaining about his diabetes on the phone.
Gil: The diabesity is strong with this one
by Butter-cup November 28, 2014