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Game cube

Nintendo's newest console and the successor to the Nintendo 64. While it is superior to the N64 in many ways:

1)Mini-Disc format - Much more space than cartridges without sarcrificing loading time

2)Graphics card - The ATi card is AWESOME!

I had found it lacking in the game department when compared to its predecessor. I had absolutely loved Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time for the N64, but Super Mario Sunshine and Wind Waker left a bitter taste in my mouth. The only games on the GameCube which I truly love is Super Monkey Ball and Super Smash Brothers Melee.

For performance, the GCN is excellent, but I find it lacking in the games department.
What the hell happened, Nintendo? What happened to your winning Super Mario and Zelda streak? Why in the hell did you sell Rare? WHY?
by BusinessMan April 25, 2005
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Welfare queen

A female who is constantly on welfare mainly because she is lazy. She certainly has the ability to get a job, but she doesn't because she's lazy. She will make up excuses to justify her horrid behavior, but none cuts it.

Aside from that check she loves so much, it is also likely she is also getting alimony from her children's various fathers, child support payments which she never actually use on her kids, and there's a high chance she might be leeching off of some boyfriend who is idiotic enough to go with her.

The government could easily not waste taxpayers money by not giving her anything to begin with, but she will undoubtedly sue and claim sexual harassment. This is, of course, what she will say to the very end, even in front of a mirror where she knows she's lying the best.
Clairiss: I would go to work, except my emotional pain from my last love leaving me has left me incapacitated!

Passing person: Lying bitch!
by BusinessMan April 29, 2005
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High School

The place containing the largest amount of morons and procrastinators around. Nothing give birth to the worst parts of America as much as high school. Anyone who will be anything in life hates high school because they didn't do anything in high school to make them like it.

Someone said it best: "Nothing ensure failure in life as well as happiness in high school."
Guy who almost commit suicide in HS : An executive at an accounting firm.

Guy was still mises HS : Lifts big boxes at some warehouse somewhere.
by BusinessMan May 1, 2005
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Police Brutality

High recommended when dealing with:
-Drug dealers
-Murderers
-Robbers
-Muggers
-Etc

Not recommended when dealing with:
-Criminal females
-Criminal celebrities
-People who knows how to hide the evidence
-People who are actually innocent
Police: When we find the guy who robbed your house, we'll arrest him!

Man: Arrest him? Beat the living fuck out of him!
by BusinessMan May 1, 2005
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College

A highly expensive institution ran by fascist liberals. Ridiculously easy to get into, except for the stuck up ivy league college that doesn't really have anything special aside from its name.

The Pros:
-After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job
-Alcohol flows like water
-A higher concentration of easy women than in a ghetto
-Drugs are just a skip and a hop away

The Cons:
-After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job
-The professors are stuck up assholes
-The elitists (feminists, pro-gay supporters, etc) are stuck up assholes
-The liberal arts students are stuck up assholes
-The classes you are forced to take are bullshit
-The extreme work is bullshit

Basically, the cons outweight the pros, but you have no choice, but to go there. Fortunately, alcohol and drugs might help you through. Unfortunately, alcohol and drugs might get you kick out.
Hmm, where to go to? Harvard, MIT, Yale, Princeton, some private college near me, or my local community college?

Eh, some private college near me. It's closer, cheaper, and they all teach the same thing anyway.
by BusinessMan May 1, 2005
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Loner

Basically, a person who likes being alone. Unlike the social attitude that says people who are alone are really unhappy inside, many loners are actually the happiest when they're alone. Rather than finding solace in friends and family, they find solace in things such as video games, Internet, books, etc.

But the main way political beliefs are inputted into people is through being social and associating one's self with others. So unfortunately, many loners tend to have radical beliefs and hold morals that greatly differ from their peers and even their own family. To put it simply, you can find a communist in a family of patriotic Americans or a conservative in a family of liberals.
Grandfather: Women's rights should be the main concern!

Father: Gay marriage should be allowed!

Son: Welfare should be abolished!
by BusinessMan May 1, 2005
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Math

Multiple definitions:
1)The general word used to describe the entire pool of concepts such as arithmetic, algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, etc
2)The second most important thing to learn next to language. Math has an application in almost everything you do. Without math, the world would be a sad place.
3)An impressive concept which you could use to make dumb women think you're another Isaac Newton
4)What you become good at when you start sucking in English class
1)I got to go learn my math!
2)Alright, 25 - 13 is...
3)Ooohhhh, you're like Albert Einstein!
4)In middle school, I got B's in math and D's in English. In high school, I got D's in math and B's in English. What happened?
by BusinessMan May 4, 2005
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