Burt Reynolds's definitions

asspicnic

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

by Burt Reynolds April 8, 2003

Jube

Female ejaculate

"Then she jubed all over my face!"

by Burt Reynolds March 9, 2004

Beyondcrap

Crap, but a greater form of it.

This isn't crap, its beyondcrap!

by Burt Reynolds March 2, 2003

Gat

A deity or god

All hail the almighty Gat

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

Plode

An implosion and an explosion happening at the same time, therefore cancelling each other out.

The guy was sitting there, ploding.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

wide right

The result of a potential game winning field goal by Florida State (Free Shoes) against Miami in their one sided rivalry

I bet some money on FSU to win against Miami. Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right....again

by Burt Reynolds February 14, 2004