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Someone who insults people or their work while hiding behind a computer.
They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.
The angry Anonymous jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.
by BurgleCut May 30, 2019
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A "charred-gargle" where you burp up stomach acid (which burns) and... possibly a bit of food ( you get to eat it twice! ). This burp is not a straight rip but (in the background) has a slight gargling sound: kind of a fast plap-plap-plap.
" That would be fascinating but I just chargled some Masaman Curry"
by BurgleCut March 8, 2008
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fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.

1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.
After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.
by BurgleCut May 13, 2008
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Fast food pizza that pretends to be pizza by inundating what cheaply made dough there is with some sort of tomato paste and sauce with toppings after toppings after toppings with some cheese.
I ordered a pizza with sausage and extra pepperoni. When it was ready it seem to have the normal amount of sausage in the normal amount of pepperoni, So I said “hey where is the extra meat”? Then the employee jumped over the register and screamed “I got some extra meat for you” Which obviously startled me. But the employee was a girl who was pretty hot So I naturally assumed she was trying to flirt with me so I didn’t do anything as she came right over to my table. She then proceeded to put a whole log of pepperoni in my butt. She kept saying “gay marriage is legal now, this is allowed” It really hurt my butt hole but this “Mod Pizza” was pretty good.
by BurgleCut November 18, 2020
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