Bumkicker Slade's definitions

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

narcissistic

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.

Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Arkansas Warshing Machine

A flushing commode. A toilet.

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

nigger heap

A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.

Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

White Shoes

A pack of organized criminals on the West Coast.

A San Francisco Pachuco gang devoted to hanging out on street corners, picking teeth with shivs, rolling bums, mugging decent people, and fighting. They rob, steal, and kill.

There were a couple of White Shoes on the corner, and William shot them both as we drove by.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006