Bumkicker Slade's definitions

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

spit

To expectorate.

This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.

It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.

And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.

As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.

Pete opened the door of his pickup for Sara Sue. As she was getting out, he spit on the street between her feet. "Oh, such a gentleman," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

your ass

You.

The second person singular pronoun.

Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

sawbones

The quack. The croaker. The doc.

I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005