Bumkicker Slade's definitions

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.

Leticia is a pirate's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

death penalty

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.

Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

lunger

A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.

Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Dead Indian

An empty liquor bottle.

After the party, a dozen dead Indians lay on the floor.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005