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A snot rag. A handkerchief.
A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the booger vault mug.1. A person who, by his own choice, is unemployed and homeless, and who lives on the fringes of society so he can beg instead of work.
2. Somebody's backside. A keister.
2. Somebody's backside. A keister.
Bernie the Bum begs for money to buy a can of cat food and a bottle of muscatel.
Bumkicker Slade (that's me) has a noble mission to kick the bum of everyone who wants something for nothing, or who wants to take something from someone, or who wants to intimidate or terrorize someone. That includes bums, liberals, tax collectors, and Pachuco boys.
Bumkicker Slade (that's me) has a noble mission to kick the bum of everyone who wants something for nothing, or who wants to take something from someone, or who wants to intimidate or terrorize someone. That includes bums, liberals, tax collectors, and Pachuco boys.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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Get the linguisa mug.A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.
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Get the fag rag mug.A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.
Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.
Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.
In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.
Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.
In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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