Bumkicker Slade's definitions

heap

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

goat pictures

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.

I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.

Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005