Bumkicker Slade's definitions

Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

croaker sack

A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.

Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

vulgar

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.

Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

street sweeper

A person who, acting alone and without gang affiliation, forcibly ejects crips, bloods, pachuco boys, and other predatory criminals and terrorists from public places. He removes one or more greasy slimes at a time, either temporarily or permenantly. He works freelance, and is not a fuzz, a cop, or other deputized hireling.

Bumkicker Slade was, in his younger days, an infamous Oakland street sweeper. The local homies warned each other about him, saying "Ooooo weeee, watch out fo dat white boy. He be crazy!" A cool shotgun was named after him because it was almost as effective.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

crib

A very old expression for one's dwelling or place of residence.

Common for at least the last 160 years.

Come on over to my crib.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

smear the queer

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

us army

An organization that makes MEN out of its members.

The U. S. Army sure made a man out of Lynndie England.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005