Bumkicker Slade's definitions

effeminate

Having characteristics never associated with manliness or men. Not necessarily feminine or womanly. (How many women do you know who lisp, flutter their wrists, make prissy lips, and prance?

You wonder why you can't get a job as a policeman? Stop being effeminate and maybe they'll hire you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

sawbones

The quack. The croaker. The doc.

I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

cat's ass

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.

This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.

Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!

During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

arrogant

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.

Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

alligator clip

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.

Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005