Bumkicker Slade's definitions

whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whitewall

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.

Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

white sidewalls

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.

Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.

Leticia is a pirate's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

prance

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.

Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005