Bumkicker Slade's definitions

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Jeez Orz

An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"

"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

implant

Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.

Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

little debbie

A brand of junk food, usually small cakes.

Little Debbie has a snack for you!

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Stoopnagel

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.

Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005