Bumkicker Slade's definitions

thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.

Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

public school

An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.

Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

flea bag

1. A very cheap, dingy hotel.

2. A dog with fleas.

We stayed in an old flea bag in Portland.

Angus the dog is an old flea bag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

heap

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005