Bumkicker Slade's definitions

arrogant

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.

Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

You Rass

A expression of derision or disbelief.

Compare to your ass.

Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.

The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fairy

A male who acts like he has no balls. He prances, flits, lisps, and gushes. And, for recreation, he cornholes other fairies.

Lloyd is such a sweet fairy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Leonardo di Crapio

An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.

I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effeminate.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

flea bag

1. A very cheap, dingy hotel.

2. A dog with fleas.

We stayed in an old flea bag in Portland.

Angus the dog is an old flea bag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005