Bumkicker Slade's definitions

carpenter's dream

A flat woman. Compare to pirate's dream. From an unwarped board.

Paula is a carpenter's dream!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

You Rass

A expression of derision or disbelief.

Compare to your ass.

Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.

The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

syphoning gas

An act performed with an Okie credit card.

Bubba was busy syphoning gas with his Okie credit card.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

rat

A large block Chevrolet V8 engine.

Compare with mouse.

Benny runs a 460 rat motor in his old Camero.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

scrounge

To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.

The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

arrogant

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.

Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005