Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.

And they said it wasn't possible...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

fuckermother

Mother who fucks.

What did you think, dumbass?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

altavisa

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

definition

If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.

Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

pointless

Blah, yadda, yadda, blah-yad, blur bang boing blah yoinch. Yuh, yuh, yuh, do dee whoo I love you. Someone stop me.

Wow, Bulletproof Marshmallow. Your definition for "pointless" is something I can relate to!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003