Bulletproof Marshmallow's definitions

Copywrite

Something to never try to explain to God.

"It wasn't me! It was my copywrite!"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

fuckermother

Mother who fucks.

What did you think, dumbass?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW!

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.

So now you know.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

beauty

Beauty is a thing seldom seen. It is held by all within the soul it lies, waiting to come out to the surface, but it can only be found if someone is sharing your soul with you. Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world. Only love can bring beauty out. Once seen, beauty never hides again. Not even hatred can deny beauty of it's true design. Beauty, although possessed by all by few and fewer yet will ever see one of the most beautiful sights - the beauty held by you.

It doesn't mean you're gay or no longer badass if you like that definition.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 28, 2003

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003