Bulletproof Marshmallow's definitions

altavisa

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Stimulator

What I must have in order to live. See also coffee.

Quite the dilemma: your brain or your coffee.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Copywrite

Something to never try to explain to God.

"It wasn't me! It was my copywrite!"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

definition

If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.

Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

Tax

An amout of money given to the goverment. Something we all love to hate, but sometimes fail to realize that it is always put to good use. Shelters the homeless, used to make properly paved roads, allows those without deep pockets to obtain free medical care, ect. Taxes are one of life's little reminders that we are not alone in this life; we have an obligation to those less fourtunate. We are all connected.

Heartless minion: "Taxes are gay. I don't deserve to be forced to give two percent of my grocery bills to those who don't have diddly-shit."

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003