Definitions by Bulletproof Marshmallow

education

What I have a serious lack of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

education by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

engine by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

life 

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

life by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

random 

When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.

celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!

random by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

altavisa 

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

altavisa by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.

And they said it wasn't possible...

Spongebob Octagonpants by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW! 

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.

So now you know.

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW! by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003