Buddy J's definitions

Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.

"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Cockrel

A derogatory word to describe someone who has a small penis or a 'small cock'.

"That Bob is such a cockrel"
"Piss off, ya cockrel!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Asspunk

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Swillis

A word used to describe an abject or surface of extreme smoothness or frictionlessness.

"Daym, those stockings are totally Swillis"
"Mmmmm....Swillisy"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

scrag

A term that combines the character traits of sluttyness, ugliness, bitchyness and boozyness into one derogatory insult for a girl.
Note: Can only be used for girls.

"Goddam those chicks were total scrags!"
"Jessica is so scraggy"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003