2 definitions by BuckyJ

Feigning shock or surprise by current events in sports and entertainment, despite the obviousness of the statement.
I am redwagoned that Brett Favre unretired.
Tiger Woods had extramarital affairs? I'm redwagoned.
by BuckyJ May 24, 2013
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What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.
Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.
by BuckyJ September 28, 2006
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